OK, so its been a long time since I last posted something. After being depressed, disappointed, backstabbed etc, everything that makes JC life unique, lets have something less depressing.
The Washington Post ran a contest in their paper. The objective was to construct a 2 line poem, the first line was to be romantic, the second, the least romantic,
Some of my favourites:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
F***, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
Can anyone else think up of more rhymes?
You are as beautiful as the morning sun
But when I look at our face, I feel like shooting you with a nice big blowgun